Sancho Días vs. Ramirez el Feo vs. The Criminal vs. Hex Banshee

The break is over, and Such is standing alone in the ring. The bell rings.

Such: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a fatal four way match scheduled for one fall... and the winner will be able to choose the stipulation for their match next week.

A Fistful of Dollars hits the titantron, and Sancho Días, riding Samuel, hits the stage.

Such: Introducing first, sponsored by Ensign Rum... from Castillo del Diablo, weighing in at 326 lbs... SANCHO DÍAS!!!

Sancho rides down to the ring, toasting the fans and taking swigs from his bottle. The camera zooms in to show Sancho and the rum, and we see that Sancho is wearing an eye-patch "ARRR!!!"

Wood: Hey! Look at Sancho, he's a pirate today!
March: If only that eyepatch covered his face, then I wouldn't have any trouble watching his matches.
Wood: Don't be like that March, you'll be getting some rum out of it.

Sancho dismounts Samuel and takes off his sombrero, poncho, and eyepatch. He then ties Samuel up and passes the rum to March.

He climbs into the ring and stands in the centre, raising his arms to the crowd...

TBC by anyone

" I'll show you, you'll see!"

the familiar opening line rings out over the arena and The Criminal makes his entrance.

March: " There's a competitor, He'll kick Diaz back to what ever Taco Bell he came from."

Wood: " I don't now March, Criminal actaully seems to like Sancho after their brief feud with The Underworld, although that might pick back up after the tournament, who nows?"

Criminal makes his usaul way to the ring, standin arms out in front of the raining sparks, then faces Sancho. Both men exchange a few words and shaking each others hands in a sign of respect, but as soon as they break Criminal motions with his hands the belt being around his waist.

TBC by Hex or el Feo

Ramirez' theme plays out over the arena speaker system. He walks out onto the ramp and poses confidently with his hands on his hips. He then walks down the ramp, high fiving all of his fans.

Such: And introducing next, from El Paso Texas, weighing in at 190 lbs... Ramirez El Feo

He walks all the way around the ring doing this before running up the steps and vaulting over the top rope. He runs over to the opposite turn buckle and jumps onto it, posing for the crowd with his arms in the air, before jumping down and running to the other turnbuckle, doing the same thing. He then backflips off the turnbuckle and turns to the Cfriminal and Sancho, and nods at them before jumping around and loosening up.

TBC by Hex Banshee

As every restlessly awaits the fourth combatant to enter, an officail walks down the ramp and hands a piece of paper to Eve Such.

Such: " Ladies and gentlemen, Hex Banshee was unable to be here tonight, so this match has been changed to a Triple Threat Match!"

Wood: " With one less man everyone's odds just sprang up, but how much can that effect the match?"

March: " For one Hex isnt here to break some bodies so theres less of a chance of somebody going to the hospital."

DING DING

Criminal heads straight towards el Feo who rolls under a clothesline and leaps into the air catching hold of Sancho, then monkey flipping him backwards into Criminal, tumbling the ex-con over the ropes, leaving Sancho laid out, and giving Ramirez control of the match very quickly.

TBC by either

(OOC: I know its short, didnt have time to wright much)

Sancho is quickly back up, and Ramirez hammers into him with lefts and rights. Sancho backs into the ropes and Ramirez Irish whips him. Sancho reverses and whips Ramirez into the ropes. He holds his arm out for a clothesline but Ramires ducks uinder it, leaping onto the second rope and flying off in a moonsault into Sancho. Sancho catches him in midair and holds him for a few seconds, before running forwards and delivering a hard Oklahoma Slam. Sancho then bounces off the ropes and delivers a hard legdrop onto Ramirez, who rolls into the corner.

Wood: "And Sancho has recovered from that quick start and already is in control of this match."
March: "Two Mexicans beating each other up, it's brilliant! The only thing that would be better is the Criminal getting in and winning this thing."

As if responding to Marche's comments, the Criminal climbs up onto the apron, bent over. Sancho walks over to him, but Criminal grabs Sancho by the head and delivers a jawbreaker onto the ropes, knocking Sancho down. He climbs into the ring and starts stamping on Sancho, choking him with his boot as Sancho rolls to the ropes. The referee counts to four before Criminal releases the hold. He then drags Sancho into the centre of the ring and hits a hard elbow drop, covering for the pin 1...2 Sancho kicks out.

March: "I thought he had him there Wood!"
Wood: "Aww come on March, it'll take more than that to keep anybody down."

The Criminal turns Sancho over and grabs his arms and neck from behind in a sleeper hold. Sancho tries to get out but fails. The referee lifts his arm up and drops it, 1, and again, 2! On the third time, Sancho stops his arm dropping and stands up onto one knee. He then stands up bent over. He grabs Criminal's trunks with his free hand and lifts him over his head, dropping him with a belly to back suplex. He gets up onto both of his knees, holding his shoulder, before standing up and grabbing Criminal. The criminal thumbs Sancho in the eye and then starts laying in with hard lefts and rights. He grabs Sancho by the back of the head and hurls him over the top rope, backing up into the centre of the ring and mouthing off at him. He turns around and is hit by a springboard missile dropkick from Ramirez, which knocks him straight down, rolling him onto his backs. Ramirez wraps up both of Criminals arms between his own arms and legs and rolls him backwards into a pin. The referee takes a second to notice, 1...2... Criminal kicks out at the last second.

Wood: "Now THAT was a near fall!"
March: "Are you crazy, you don't nearly get pinned by having a small child jump at you."
Wood: "I don't know what match you were watching March, but if the referee had been paying attention, then this match would be over."

Ramirez gets up quickly and starts mouthing off at the ref. Sancho climbs into the ring and charges at him. Ramirez turns around and ducks, and Sancho accidentally knocks the referee out with a clothesline. He turns around and Ramirez is there waiting for him. Ramirez jumps for another dropkick, but Sancho shoves his legs away. Ramirez is up, but not quick enough, as Sancho hits him hard with a knee to the head. Sancho turns around and is hit by a running clothesline from the Criminal. The Criminal then runs against the ropes and runs back towards Sancho, but Ramirez intercepts him and hits a spear. He goes for the pin, but the referee is still out. He goes over to the ref and slaps him awake, before covering again, 1...2... Out of nowhere Sancho Días flies off the top rope and hits a Flying Mexican on both of them.

Wood: "OH MY GOD!!!!"
March: "All three men are laid out in the centre of the ring! GET UP CRIMINAL! YOU COULD WIN THIS!"

TBC by anybody

Sancho slowly rolls over to the criminal and pins him, 1...2...kickout! He gets up and picks the criminal up too. He draws his arm back and goes for a solid right hand punch. Criminal blocks and hits Sancho. Sancho hits criminal, criminal hits Sancho, Sancho hits criminal. Criminal swings, Sancho ducks and grabs Criminal by the neck, turning around so they are back to back. Sancho jumps down into a sitting position and delivers a neckbreaker. He gets up again and looks for Ramirez, who is leaning his back on the turnbuckle. Sancho walks over to him, but Ramirez is playing possum, and jumps out of the corner with a flying clothesline. Sancho gets up and is hit with another clothesline, and another, and another. Ramirez whips him into the turnbuckle and climbs up to the second rope. He starts punching 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. Criminal runs in, but Ramirez backflips over him and criminal ends up clotheslining Sancho. He turns around and Ramirez meets him with an arm drag. He does it again, and again. He does it a fourth time and holds criminal down, applying pressure to his arm.

Wood: The Criminal might have to tap out if he can't get out of this.
March: Are you kidding me? Of course he won't tap out!

Sancho walks over to Ramirez and kicks him in the back of the head. He then lifts him up in a vertical suplex. He gets up and lifts him up to his feet. Sancho then Ramirez in the gut, and lifts him for a powerbomb. The criminal does a chop-block on the back of Sancho's legs, and Ramirez lands in a seated senton pin on top of him 1...2... The criminal breaks up the count. He starts punching and kicking Ramirez, forcing him back to the ropes. He then runs to the opposite ropes and charges at Ramirez. Ramirez ducks and pulls down the top rope, sending the criminal to the outside. He gets back up and walks over to Sancho Días, who is now leaning on the ropes himself. He grabs Sancho by the arm and twists it round into a hammerlock. Sancho ducks under Ramirez' arm and does a hammerlock of his own. He then sticks his head underneath Ramirez' forearm and lifts him up, delivering a belly-to-back suplex causing Ramirez to land on his arm. Sancho gets up and climbs out of the ring, grabbing the ring steps and throwing them in. He sets them up in the corner. He grabs Ramirez and body slams him onto the stairs, before bouncing off the ropes and delivering the Mexican Death Drop

March: Ring the damn bell! That's an illegal move!
Wood: There's no disqualification in this match, that was perfectly legitimate.

He covers for the pin.

1..2..

kick out!

Sancho stands and looks for the leg drop, Ramirez rolls out and jumps on top of the steel steps and backflips off going over the head of a charging Sancho Días, Sancho turns and is met by a standing dropkick and crashes back first into the steps. Ramirez poses for the crowd for the crowd before grabbing Sancho's legs and standing on the steps, then slingshotting him off the steel, falling flat on his face. The Criminal re-appears on the ropes and Ramirez runs to meet him but is subdued by a shot across the jaw with........what else? brass knuckles. Criminal climbs in the ring where Sancho charges but is sent back to the steel steps again with a spinebuster.

Wood: " Sancho's back is gonna be killing him now."

March: " One down one to go."

Criminal turns to el Feo who has gotten to one knee, Ramirez fires a few shots into The Criminal's gut when he approaches but Criminal knocks him over the head with the brass knuckles. Ramirez is out on his feet as Criminal lifts him high up for the Prison Riot, but Sancho clubs him in the back dropping him with Ramirez landing on his feet, who out of instict of seeing Sancho with raised fist jumps over the bent Criminal and spin wheel kicks Sancho in the face, rolling up to his feet and grabbing hold of the still bent Criminal, hitting the Bandito Buster!

March: " Foul! Do over for Criminal!"

Wood: " March you know there are no do overs and fouls in pro wrestling."

March: " Well not when you say that."

TBC

Ramirez covers the Criminal 1...2... Sancho leaps to splash Ramirez and Criminal, but misses and lands on the referee instead, incapacitating the referee.

March: "Ring the damn bell! You can't just crush a referee to stop him counting!"
Wood: "I think that it must have been an accident, it would have been more efficient to hit Ramirez and thecrimional anyway."
March: "Will you give it a break? He's a Mexican! He has no idea about how to be efficient, all he can do is lie and cheat!"

Sancho stands up and holds his head, looking at the unconschous ref. He turns around and is hit in the head by a hard right from Ramirez. He staggers back as Ramirez follows up with another, and another, knocking him back into the turnbuckle. Ramirez then starts firing rapid shots into Sancho's gut, he then pulls back and swings hard, his right hand connecting with Sancho's jaw, knocking him back so far that his legs rise off the mat. Ramirez then delivers a standing dropkick into Sancho's chest and causes him to fall forward onto his knees. He then climbs through the ropes and climbs to the top. Sancho is up however, and pushes Ramirez off the turnbuckle to the outside, where he lands with a sickening thud. The camera zooms in on Ramirez rolling on the floor in pain.

Wood: "That's gotta hurt, I think that we need to get the EMT's out here!"
March: "They're way ahead of you Wood, your t-shirt money is paying for this Mexican's medical attention IWF fans."

The medics run down to ringside with a guerney, and begin to put Ramirez on it. Meanwhile, Sancho turns to the criminal and goes to grab him. But the criminal is playing possum and rolls Sancho up into a small package, 1...2...3...4...5 but the referee is still out. Sancho escapes and gets up. The criminal is quicker though and kicks him in the jaw. Sancho turns round and the criminal grabs him around the neck. He drops to his knees and delivers a backbreaker to Sancho. He then turns to the ref and slaps him a couple of times to bring him round. He grabs Sancho and lifts him up to his feet. But Sancho is one step ahead and hits a low blow. He grabs the Criminal up and delivers a Tequila Sunrise. Ramirez jumps off the Guerney and jumps onto the apron. Sancho turns back around to the Criminal just in time to be hit by a slingshot Dragon Death Drop. He covers Sancho as the referee counts the pin 1.....2.....3!!!!!

The bell rings and Ramirez jumps up, holding his arms high.

Such "Here is your winner... Ramirez El Féo!!!"

March: "What? He stole that match! He shouldn't have won this thing! I demand a recount!"
Wood: "As I have told you before March, this is a wrestling match, not an election. Ramirez won this fair and square, and I am quite frankly delighted to see this young stud win after such a nasty fall."
March: "You've gotta be kidding me! He cheated, he wasn't injured at all!"
Wood: "Quit your yacking March, Ramirez came back from a serious injury, and he showed a lot of guts and heart to win that thing."
March: "Aww let's go to the commercials..."

END MATCH