Sancho Dias vs. PBJ

Wood: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to SWE Chaos! We have had one hell of an action packed card so far with three hard-fought qualifying matches.
March: You're not wrong there Wood, and we have more to come.
Wood: I've just been told what our next match is, and boy am I looking forward to this. It will be Prince Banataur Jin vs. Sancho Dias.
March: Again? What? Count me out of this. I enjoy watching fat mexican drunks fight japanese midgets as much as the next guy, in that I DON'T!!!
Wood: Well that's just tough March as that's what is on the card.
March: I'll be having words with GM Britts about this, you mark my words...

A Fistful of Dollars starts to play over the arena speaker system, and the crowd start to cheer. Sancho Días rides out onto the ramp, wearing a USA flag poncho, he has also draped one over Samuel so that he looks like he's wearing the same cloth as a Medieval horse. Sancho takes a swig from his drink and smiles cheesily as the camera zooms in on him.

Such: The following contest is a tournament match for group four. It is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being sponsored by Southern Comfort, from Castillo Del Diablo weighing in at 330 lbs, Sancho Días!

Sancho rides to the ring in a controlled fashion. He ties Samuel to the announce table, gives the announcers his drink, and leaves his sombrero on Samuel. He then takes off his poncho and waves it above his head shouting "USA OK!!!" He leaves his poncho on Samuel and climbs to the apron, climbing through the ropes and raising his arms as the crowd cheer him on.

Wood: What's up March, you look concerned about that drink.
March: Well it's the first time he's given us anything good and I'm just making sure he hasn't spiked it.
Wood: Of course he hasn't spiked it, he hasn't even drunk from it.
March: That's spiked enough for me, and anyway, he's Mexican so he'll be immune to some poisons.

TBC by PBJ

Peanut Butter Jelly by Wu Tang Clan starts playing, as Prince Banataur Jin comes out to a wild reception. He has a sad look on his face, as all the young kids look sad because of that. He walks down to the ring, with Dennis in tow. They go into the ring, and Dennis grabs a mic.

Dennis: Prince Banataur is sad today. He has lost his Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. He has looked everywhere, and can't see it. Kids, to help PBJ feel better, can you help look for it.

March: Oh god....

All the kids look around. After 5 Minutes, PBJ starts smiling. He pulls one out of his trunks!

PBJ: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

DC: Weighing in at 230 Pounds, he is my main man, Prince Banataur Jin!

TBC

OOC: Sorry very busy.

March: Oh my god he is eating something he kept down his pants? That is disgusting!
Wood: For once I'm inclined to agree with you March, that is a little unsanitary...

The referee calls for the bell and Dennis climbs out of the ring. PBJ is still standing, eating his PBJ sandwich. Sancho Días walks up to him and looks down at him, saying something.

Wood: Sancho Días seems quite annoyed that PBJ is ignoring him and eating his sandwich.

PBJ looks up at Sancho and yells, "IT'S PEANUT-" But is cut off as Sancho kicks him in the gut. Sancho kicks him a few times and then starts delivering some stiff left and right punches. He then headbutts PBJ who falls into the corner. Sancho follows him. and grabbing one of the ropes for stability he starts kicking PBJ in the stomach, repeatedly until he falls to a sitting position. Sancho then starts stamping until the referee tells him to stop. He walks away from the turnbuckle with his arms raised before running back and hitting a dropkick.

March: It's gonna be hard to call this match, both of these guys suck as much as the other.
Wood: Their in ring performances so far have shown a great degree of skill as far as I can see.

Sancho lifts PBJ up and whips him into the corner. He runs after him but PBJ uses the ropes to jump behind Sancho. He dropkicks his back and rolls him up for a pin, 1...2, Sancho kicks out. He gets up and runs at PBJ, but PBJ ducks Sancho's clothesline, grabs his arm, twists it around and hits a neckbreaker after grabbing his head. He then hits a standing moonsault and covers him again 1... Sancho kicks out. PBJ runs against the ropes and jumps to do a cross body block, but Sancho catches him and doesn't fall.

Wood: Uh-oh
March: How many times do I have to say that highflying doesn't work, he's going down.

Sancho lifts PBJ onto his shoulders, and then pushes him up, hitting a hard Death Valley Spinebuster onto his opponent. He then runs against the ropes and jumps for a Flying Mexican, but PBJ rolls out of the way and Sancho lands hard on his stomach. PBJ is up quickly and delivering swift, hard kicks into Sancho's back. Sancho gets up slowly and as he turns around he is greeted by a PBJ spearbuster. PBJ covers for the pin but Sancho rolls through and covers PBJ 1....2..kickout. He then stands up and thumbs PBJ's eye. He whips PBJ, but PBJ reverses it and throws him to the ropes. He bends down to do a back body drop but Sancho stops and hits a face buster. He then liftss PBJ off the ground and into a gutwrench position, lifting him up and dropping him with a piledriver, covering for the pin 1...2...kickout. He tries again 1...2...kickout. Sancho gets up and lifts up PBJ too, but PBJ delivers a jawbreaker to Sancho.

TBC by Wrestlekid

He then runs to the opposite ropes, comes back and grabs Sancho's head, and pulling him down immediately in an RKO. He goes outside to the ropes, and flips off onto the ground. He grabs a chair, and puts it in front of where you go into the ring. He runs up the ramp, runs back, and jumps onto the chair, grabs the ropes, and does a senton flip over them, and lands a senton onto Sancho!

Wood: WWHHATTT THE??????

Fans: HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T! HOLY S**T!

He goes for a pin!

Ref and Fans: 1! 2!

KICKOUT!

Sancho gets up, and flexes his muscles. He yells in an intense Kurt Angle-like way, "That ain't gonna take me down babay!". PBJ runs at Sancho, but Sancho gives him a Clothesline from HELL! Sancho picks him up, lifts him above his head, and does a front flip, taking Banataur down and flipping onto him at the same time.

Wood: WOW! Look at Sancho's newfound intense strength!

March: Wow, this Mexican is acting like The Hulk, big deal.

Sancho goes for the pin!

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KICKOUT BY PRINCE BANATAUR JIN!

PBJ flips up, now like the Brock Lesnar to Sancho's Kurt Angle. They both run at each other, and both clothesline each other. THEY ARE OUT!

Wood: They are knocked out!

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TBC By Sancho

PBJ gets up first, he stalks Sancho and runs at him, hitting a Spearbuster, covering for the pin 1..2..kickout at two, but only just, PBJ complains about it being a slow count, and Dennis climbs onto the apron and starts complaining too. PBJ lifts Sancho off the ground. But Sancho hits a low blow on PBJ and lifts him up Samoan style. He then slams him down hard in a death valley spinebuster. Sancho then looks around, a gleam in his eye. He goes over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top.

Wood: Sancho, don't do this, you'll miss!
March: I know, isn't it great?

PBJ stirs and Sancho jumps off the top rope, aiming for a Flying Mexican, but PBJ rolls out of the way and Sancho lands hard on the mat, front first. PBJ stands up and climbs onto the top rope, Sancho stands up. PBJ jumps off the top rope and hits a flying body block, but Sancho rolls through it and ends up pinning PBJ 1...2...kickout.

Wood: Amazing athleticism here shown by both men.
March: All the more impressive for the size of Sancho.

Both men get up and PBJ delivers a few punches to Sancho, knocking him into the corner. He then whips Sancho across the ring but Sancho counters and whips PBJ with tremendous force into the turnbuckle. PBJ runs into the turnbuckle at full speed and smacks his head on the top, falling backwards. Sancho bounces off the ropes and hits a hard legdrop, covering for the pin. 1..2..kickout. Sancho lifts up PBJ and delivers a hard headbutt, staggering the strange man from Japan. He then turns him around and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex. However, he stops it in midair and hits a thunderous atomic drop instead. PBJ staggers onto the ropes and leans on them for support, facing his manager who encourages him to continue. Sancho grabs both of PBJ's legs from behind and lifts them up, splaying them. He then delivers a kick between the legs to PBJ's guts, his shin "accidentally" driving into PBJ's nether regions.

Wood: Ow that's gotta hurt, but it's entirely legal.
March: How can that be legal? Ring the goddamn bell so we can have a better match.

Sancho whips PBJ across the ring, but he holds onto the ropes at the other side. Sancho charges him and delivers a Cactus Clothesline, sending them both to the outside.

TBC by Wrestlekid

The General of SWE is able to get up, and he climbs back into the ring. The ref starts counting for PBJ.

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Dennis looks at PBJ, and goes down by him. He is able to lift him up, sort of in an Electric CHair sort of move. Sancho sees this and spring boards off the top rope into a Hurrincanrana onto JIN!

Fans and Wood: THAT WAS AWESOME~!

Sancho is able to get up, and carries PBJ into the ring. He kicks the leaning side of PBJ, and Banataur is very limp. Sancho runs to the ropes, comes back, jumps onto PBJ and gets him into a Tequila Stretch and pulls him down with him.

March: This is stupid, Mexicans don't know enough to do Submissions. He is probably too drunk to hold onto the move.

In about a minute, PBJ is knocked out, and the ref pulls up his hand and drops it.

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The ref lifts it up one more time, and drops it.

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Ref: RING THE BELL!

Such: Here is your winner via Submission, he is The General, he is Sancho Dias!

Sancho goes out of the ring. He goes onto Samuel, and he rides him out of ringside.

March: Kook.