Ramirez el Feo vs. Lucifer w/ Damian

The SWE Chaos graphic video plays and then shows the live crowd going nuts.

Wood: Welcome to SWE Chaos and this will be an historic night for the SWE because this is the first night of the Tournament.

March: Tonight were gonna have Ramirez el Feo vs. Lucifer, Darren Devia vs. Hex Banshee, The Criminal vs The Dragon, Sancho Dias vs Prince Banataur Jin and in a Non-competition match Scorpio vs Bret Ace. This is gonna be a crazy night and were gonna start it with Ramirez el Feo vs. Lucifer. Were gonna see that Mexican dude beaten to his misery when he gets in the ring with Lucifer!

Wood: We wil just have to see.

Down with The Sickness by Disturbed plays over the speakers. Lucifer and Damian come out to Boos.

Such: This is the first round of the Tournament and the following match will be scheduled for one fall, coming to the ring first accompined to the ring by Damian weighing 325 pounds Lucifer!

Lucifer comes to the edge of the ring and Damian gets the key then unlocks the chains off of Lucifer's wrist. Lucifer goes into the ring ready to fighthe then raises his arm then fire comes out of the turnbuckle.

TBC by Ramirez

After the opening bars of his theme song, Ramirez walks out onto the ramp and poses confidently with his hands on his hips. He walks down the ramp, high fiving all of his fans.

Such: And introducing his opponent, from El Paso Texas, weighing in at 190 pounds... Ramirez el Feo!

He walks all the way around the ring high fiving his fans before running up the steps and vaulting over the top rope. He runs over to the opposite turnbuckle and jumps onto it, posing for the crowd with his arms in the air, before jumping down and running to the other turnbuckle, doing the same thing. He then backflips off the turnbuckle and gets the mike from Eve Such, before turning to Lucifer.

Ramirez: First of all, I would like to thank all the fans in WASHINGTON DC, for coming out tonight. (the crowd cheers)
"Your going to enjoy the match because tonight I will excite you, I will delight you, I will positively INCITE you!"
He turns to Lucifer
"And Lucy-loo, I'm going to fight you and despite you I'm gonna smite you. And if that doesn't frighten you then I'll enlighten you. Because you are stepping in the ring tonight with the fight-starting, show-stopping, main-eventing unrelenting, the one... the only... el Féo!"
The crowd cheers.
"So I'm gonna sell it to ya straight. When it's all said and done, when I've had my fun, and you're on the run, I'm gonna take you ye big tub of lard, and I'll smack you so hard that stars will all that you see, as I pin you in the centre of the ring... 1...2...3."

The crowd cheers wildly as Ramirez hands the microphone back to Such. He jumps up and down ready as the referee calls for the bell.

TBC by Lucifer

DING DING

Ramirez and Lucifer stare at eachother face to face but Lucifer backs up and runs to the rope and comes back to clothesline Ramirez but he ducks and starts to punch Lucifer with lefts and rights but Lucifer didn't seem to feel it. Ramirez then dose some kicks but still Lucifer still standing and is fine so this time he runs to the rope and comes back to do a roundhouse kick on Lucifer but Lucifer moves so he lands on his back. Lucifer waits for him to get up then tries a clothesline again but he ducks and starts to punch him with lefts and rights then starts to kick him on Lucifer thighs and he starts to fall to his knees so Ramirez runs to the ropes and comes back and is able to do a swinging neckbreaker. The fans cheer for Ramirez as he pins Lu 1...Lu uses his power and kicks out by throwing him to the other side of the ring. Ramirez tries the Dragansault but landed on Lu's knees.

Wood: So far Ramirez has been in control but not no more.

March: This is gonna be a hard match for him he is facing one of the biggest wrestlers in SWE right now and he is some 190 pound midget.

Wood: He might be 190 pounds but he isn't a midget.

March: Sure?

Lucifer gets up and picks up Ramirez who is holding his ribs throws him from one end of the ring to the other side like a ragdoll. Lucifer picks him up and Belly to Belly Suplex him who is still holding his ribs from earlier, Lucifer starts to kick him in the same spot he is holding. Lucifer picks him up again but Ramirez starts to punch him in the jaw then starts to kick him in the leg, Lucifer lets go of him and he dose a running DDT on Lucifer and pins him 1...2...Lucifer raises his shoulder.

Wood: Come on Ramirez!

March: You can cheer for him all you want but Lucifer is gonna win.

TBC by Ramirez

Ramirez leaps to his feet, quickly followed by Lucifer. He runs against the ropesa and charges Lucifer, hwith a clothesline. It has no affect. Ramirez runs against the ropes and hits another clothesline, but again nothing happens. He charges a third time but Lucifer meets his face with hisd foot, knocking Ramirez down.

Wood: Ouch! That's gotta hurt
March: You know it has to Wood, Lucifers boot is bigger than sanchez head.
Wood: No, this is Ramirez, Sanchez is a tv program isn't it?

Lucifer lifts Ramirez to his feet and punches him in the face... Ramirez falls down again. Lucifer begins to stamp on him, and he rolls to the ropes. Lucifer keeps stomping and holds onto the ropes for leverage. The referee pulls him off and lays down the law as Ramirez groggily pulls himself up to his feet. Lucifer caves in to the referee and walks away, but suddenly turns around and runs at Ramirez, lifting his leg for a Yakusa kick. Ramirez ducks and Lucifer keeps going, getting hung up on the top rope.

Wood: That's gotta hurt!
March: It certainly does Wood, and it's a surefire method of birth control too.

Ramirez jumps up and starts punching and kicking Lucifer, who is unable to stop him. Ramirez runs against the ropes and hits a running dropkick on Lucifer, sending him to the outside. Ramirez then jumps onto the top turnbuckle, and jumps outside onto the standing Lucifer with a beautiful Plancha. Sending both men down.

Wood: OH MY GOD!
March: What a move! He coulda took himself out with that one.

The referee reaches a five count before either man gets up. Ramirez is standing and slides into the ring. Lucifer gets up and Ramirez goes for a baseball slide. Lucifer dodges and pulls Ramirez out of the ring, lifting him up and delivering a short-arm clothesline. Lucifer climbs into the ring and stands as the referee restarts the count. He reaches seven when Ramirez jumps up like the rock and jumps to the apron. He climbs through the ropes and looks straight at Lucifer. The two come closer and Ramirez throws a punch. It hits Lucifer square in the face, but the monster doesn't flinch. Ramirez punches him again, but again, Lucifer is not even phased. He throws another punch but Lucifer catches his hand, twisting it and causing Ramirez to cry out in pain. Lucifer delivers two quick kicks to the midsection and lifts Ramirez up high over his head. He then performs a Body Press Drop, throwing Ramirez behind him.

Wood: Look at the power, the strength of Lucifer. He's some sort of unstoppable monster.
March: You say monster like it's a bad thing. But everybody loves monsters, that's why they have horror movies.
Wood: All the same, I'm glad that Lucifer isn't turning his attention to us.

Lucifer turns around and lifts Ramirez up, holding him by the head as he limply stands. Lucifer draws his hand back and delivers a strong punch to the head, knocking Ramirez down. He lifts him up and does it again, knocking Ramirez down. Lucifer does it again, but Ramirez blocks, and punches Lucifer. Lucifer punches, Ramirez blocks and hits Lucifer, following up with another and another. He runs against the ropes, but Lucifer is ready with a clothesline. Anticipating this, Ramirez ducks Lucifer's outstretched arm and comes to halt behind him. Lucifer turns round and is hit in the jaw by a thunderous superkick. Ramirez grabs Lucifer's leg and rolls over him for the pin.. 1...2...Lucifer kicks out at the last second. Ramirez complains to the ref as Lucifer sits up behind him.

As he complains to the ref Lucifer kicks Ramirez in the back of the head. Lucifer picks him up and irish whips him to the turnbuckle and Lu charges to him with a powerful clothesline but Ramirez moves out of the way and Lucifer runs into the turnbuckle and they are both down. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 Ramirez desperately gets up by pulling the ropes for leverage and Lucifer starts to get up. The both finally get up and Lucifer dose a right hand then Ramirez dose a right hand and they both punch eachother intill when Lucifer trys to do another punch but Ramirez blocks it and punches him a few times then a spear. Ramirez goes to the ropes and starts to climb waiting for Lucifer to get up and when he dose he superkicks Lu off the turnbuckle. Ramirez lands on his feet as the crowd cheers for him and he waits for Lucifer to get up again and is ready. When Lucifer's back is turn to Ramirez he dose his finisher Bandito Buster. He covers Lu 1...2...2.9 Lu surprises Ramirez when he kicks out somehow.

Wood: How did he kickout?
March: Is this a serious question? That move was just a bulldog who wouldn't?

Lucifer tells Damian something and he gives Lu his cane then distracts the ref. Ramirez sees him distracting the ref and goes to Damian but Lucifer grabs him and wacks him in the head with the cane. Lucifer slides the cane to the outside and Damian catches it without the ref seeing it, Lu yells to the ref to count the pin 1...2...2.5... Ramirez kicks out and Lucifer nd Damian have a surprise look on there face. Lucifer is now pissed off and picks Ramirez up by chokeing him he trys a chokeslam but he bites the hand of Lucifer and he lets go of him. Lucifer screams as he holds his hand, Ramirez does a dropkick while Lucifer was not looking and knocks him down.

Wood: This match is out of control.
March: Come on Lucifer get ur ass up.
Wood: Well that is nice support for him.
March: That is how i support people.

Ramirez does a dragonsault again this time perfect 1...2...Lucifer again kicks out. He doesn't know what else to do he picks up the monster and trys to irish whip him but Lucifer does a massive clothesline knocking him out. Lucifer picks up Ramirez and does a outsider's edge but he wiggles out of it and trys a punch but Lucifer blocks it and kicks him in the gut then trys the outsider's edge again but he reverses it by doing a tornado ddt and Lucifer lands straight on his head. He crawls over to Lu to cover him 1...2...2.5 Lu kicks out.

TBC by Ramirez

Wood: both men are down, and Ramirez seems unable to win this match. He simply can't do enough damage to keep the big man down.
March: Nobody can! Lucifer is unstoppable, and anybody who says otherwise is lying.

Both men climb to their feet in opposite corners. Ramirez charges Lucifer, jumping at him, Lucifer dodges out of the way and Ramirez lands on the second rope. Lucifer turns round and Ramirez jumps off performing a whisper in the wind, knocking Lucifer down. Both men are up quickly, and Ramirez performs a superkick. Lucifer grabs his leg though and spins him round, then grabs him by the throat. Ramirez thumbs Lucifer in the eye and kicks him in the gut, causing the monster to double over in pain. He runs against the ropes and runs back, hitting a rocker dropper on Lucifer and covering for the pin 1... Lucifer kicks out. Ramirez goes to corner and crouches, waiting for Lucifer to get up. Lucifer does and Ramirez charges him with a spear. He doesn't move Lucifer though who clubs him on the back for his trouble. Doing this time and time again until Ramirez falls down. Lucifer then hits an elbow drop, and gets up and hits another elbow drop to the back. He then rolls over Ramirez with his foot and plants it on his chest for the pin... 1...2... Ramirez kicks out.

March: What? I thought that was it for sure!
Wood: Who are you trying to kid March? You can't beat your opponent like that.

Lucifer lifts Ramirez up by the head and headbutts him, knocking him down again. He picks Ramirez up and whips him into the turnbuckle, running at him and crushing him with a body splash. He then lifts Ramirez up in a body press, and dumps him over the top rope. Lucifer raises his arms as the referee counts Ramirez out
1.............2..............3...............4...............5................6.................7 Ramirez gets up 8...........9 Ramirez dives into the ring and grabs Lucifer by the head, pulling his arm back for a punch, Lucifer seems unfazed. But Ramirez uses the hand holding Lucifer's head to instead poke him in the eyes. The crowd laughs as the referee lays down the law. Ramirez grabs Lucifer in a headlock, and swings around, delivering a swinging neckbreaker. He raises his arms, taunting, before going to lift Lucifer up. Lucifer however has a different plan, and grabs Ramirez by the throat. He stands up and moves to the turnbuckle, choking out Ramirez until the referee counts to four. He then lets go of Ramirez and moves back, before kneeing him in the gut. He whips Ramirez to the ropes, but Ramirez counters it and whips Lucifer. Lucifer tries a clothesline, but Ramirez ducks. He then bounces of the other ropes and tries a Yakuza kick, but Ramirez ducks again. Lucifer turns around and swings with his right hand, but Ramirez ducks and grabs him round the mid section, lifting him up and hitting a Manhattan drop.

March: Ring the damn bell, that's an illegal move.
Wood: Since when? That move is legal, if a little painful.

Ramirez runs to the ropes and bounces off the second rope, performing a moonsault DDT onto Lucifer. He then wraps his legs around Lucifers' and grabs his head, falling back and delivering a partial Mexican surfboard modified into a choke. He breaks the hold after a four count and spins Lucifer over, grabbing his legs and performing a Boston Toss, sending Lucifer into the turnbuckle. He then dropkicks Lucifer in the back and grabs him in a full nelson hold, jumping to the top turnbuckle and hitting a Bandito Buster. Ramirez then climbs slowly to the top rope, and as Lucifer gets up he jumps high into the air, hitting a Dragon Death Drop. He then rolls Lucifer up into a small package for the pin 1...2...3!!! Lucifer kicks out just too late and looks around confused. Ramirez dives out of the ring and backs up the ramp, the referee raising his arms in victory.

Such: Here is your winner... Ramirez el Féo!

Lucifer is standing in the ring, stamping around, obviously frustrated. Damian is trying to calm him down.

Wood: Ramirez steals one after hitting Lucifer with everything he had.
March: But how dominating was Lucifer in that match. I mean look at him, you wouldn't think that he had just been pinned.
Wood: You certainly wouldn'y, and if I was Ramirez I wouldn't stick around backstage, otherwise things could get bowling-shoe ugly.
March: But still, it was a great match that makes me proud to be a part of this company.

END MATCH