Darren Devia vs The Criminal vs Scorpio

Wood: And we're back from the commercial.

March: What a great night so far with more to come.

Wood: You're right March coming up right now is a triple threat match between Devia, The Criminal and Scorpio

All the lights in the arena turns off and on the titantron is a doomsday clock. The crowd make up a pop as the hand moves to the top of the ring, suddenly pyro goes off and doomsday clock by Smashing Pumpkins play. Darren Devia then appears on the entrence stage as he is showered by more pyro when this ends Eva Such introduced him.

Eve Such: Introducing to the ring weighing 260 lb, from Sydney, Australia he is "The Prophet" Darren Devia.

Devia gets to the ring and the small crowd makes a massive pop for him as he makes a crucifix pose on the nearest turnbuckle.

Wood: And here comes a man who needs no introduction.

March: ......

Wood: I take it you still don't like him March.

March: He is a clown, a freak plain and simple and shouldn't belong in a wrestling ring, only in a circus.

TBC by The Criminal or Scorpio

Paranoid hits on the speakers, and the crowd know who is coming out....They begin to make a small "SCOR-PI-O" cheer. A few signs saying things like "Scorpio can sting me any day" and "You mess the the Scorpion you're gonna get stung". Dean Phillips finally emerges from the curtain to a good pop from the crowd, who are on their feet for the man from Christchurch.

Eve Such - Introducing his opponent, from Christchurch, New Zealand! ...Weighing in tonight at 206 pounds! ...Scorpio Dean Phillips!!!!

Dean stands at the top of the entrance ramp and holds his arms in an X above his head. Four golden pyros go off behind him and he jumps up and down after the fourth. He is clearly very excited about his match. He sprints down the ramp holding his hand out for people to slap. He slides straight in to the ring and springs to his feet and lands on them right next to Devia. They look at each other in the eyes and Scorpio offers his hand. Devia shakes it and allows Dean to take in some more cheers by going up to the turnbuckles.

Wood - Well, that there was a sign of respect from the opponents in this triple threat match tonight.

March - Yeah, it makes me sick. They are meant to be beating the shit out of each other

Wood - They will when the match starts. For now they don't need to.

March - OK shut up. The Criminal is about to make his debut.

[TBC by Criminal]

"I"ll show you, yo'll see!"

the opening to The Criminal's music rings loudly around the arena as the white and black striped Criminal comes out onto the stage still looking extremely mad for this being his first match.

Eve Such: ""Introducing last, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Carson City Nevada, The Criminal!!!"

March: "Ya, now we'll see fight!"

Wood: "Whatever you say, but this guy has some real anger issues."

The Criminal marches to the ring ignoring the taunting fans and stomps up the stairs and into the ring, Criminal stands arms out palms up in front of a spark shower raining down from the other side of the ring.

DING DING!

The Ciminal walks over to Devia and looks him up and down, the gives him a hard slap to the face and turns and does the same to Scorpio. The Criminal just laughs and gets in a fighting stance ready for a angry charge from either of them.

Criminal stands cockily in the corner, laughing away. Scorpio and Devia look at each other and take down Criminal with a double clothesline. Criminal gets up and is hit with a lariat from Devia and a leg sweep from Scorpio. Criminal gets up one more and runs against the rope but he is followed by Devia who clotheslines him over the top rope and crashing to the floor. While Devia is looking at his handy work, he isn't aware that Scorpio is right behind him. Devia turns around and is hit by Scorpio who jumps up and snaps off a Scorpio-rana. The ref is there to count a pin fall.

.....1.....2.....Kickout by Devia.

Wood - Woah, that was close to being a victory for Scorpio.

March - Uh I hate these guys as much as i hate you. Where is Criminal?

Wood - Stop being so negative. Both Devia and Scorpio are great competitors, with great respect for the business and one another.

March - Can we just watch the match for five minutes with out you being such a douche.

Scorpio, with some effort drags Devia a little bit towards the corner. He drops on him with an elbow drop, then another one, then a leg drop. Dean gets up on to the turnbuckle maybe looking for the Stage Dive. Suddenly Scorpio it seems falls from the turnbuckle, but he was actually pushed by The Criminal. The former prisoner climbs to where Scorpio was a jumps at the now standing Devia and hits a diving clothesline.

[tbc by anyone]

Criminal gets up to his feet and starts taunting the cameras,the crowd, and his grounded opponents. The Criminal plants himself in the middle of the ring shifting his head back and for to see who stands up first, then charges the bent over Scorpio pinning him against the ropes driving fist, elbows, knees, and even his head into him until Devia gets to his feet and clotheslines him to the back of the head.

Devia gets in a few hard stomps to The Criminal to make sure he stays down and hooks Scorpio's head and lifts him up for a suplex, but Scorpio twist himself around and gets a roll up.

.....1.....2...kick out

Devia gets up to his knees and starts throwing punches forcing Scorpio to back up, then charges hand almost rips Scorpio in half with the Minutes-2-Midnight. Devia goes for the cover

.....1....2..pin broken up by The Criminal

The Criminal pulls Devia up by the hair and taunting him as he hooks his head for the DDT, Scorpio uses the bent back of Devia as a stepping stone, flips over while at the same time hooking the head of The Criminal, and hits a neckbreaker.

Wood: "Amazing move by Scorpio, that could be the match winner there!"

March: "Shut up! no way The Criminal could lose to a move like that, he probably let him hit."

.....1.....2....kick out by Criminal

Devia, Criminal, and Scorpio all rise up to a standing position at the same time, once again its a matter of who strikes first. All three men look back and for at each other, till Devia and Scorpio slowly turn and lock eyes with Criminal. Criminal instead of backing down and losing his cocky smile, just smiles some more and and yells "BRING IT ON!!!" Devia and Scorpio go for the double clothesline but Criminal see it coming this time around, turns and hits a double clothesline off his own. Criminal waits for the first man to rise, Scorpio, and hurls him out of the ring. Criminal turns and finds Devia staring back at him, Criminal gets in a fighting stance and you can read his lips as he says "It's just you, and me."

TBC

Devia just rolls his eyes, then he started hitting Criminal with some quick punches to his head but Criminal blocks one of his punches and throws a strong hard punch at Devia's head. However Devia doesn't even flinch and Criminal punch him again getting the same result.

Wood: Darren Devia isn't even flinching at these attacks.

March: Who does he think he is, The Undertaker

Criminal tries to punch Devia again but "the prophet" quickly blocks this attack and hit an hard punch to Criminals guts, he then places him in a down-ward headlock and hits a DDT. He then got up looked at the fans and did a crucifix-pose (Raven-style) to them getting a massive pop.

Wood: And Devia is now showcasing towards the fans.

March: Get Criminal and make him pay for this insult.

Devia then climbs the nearest turnbuckle looking for a Diving Headbutt however Scorpio gets up on the apron and kicks Devia off the turnbukle. He then replaces Devia on the turnbuckle and hits Devia with a Scorpiorana as soon as Devia gets onto his feet. Scorpio notices Criminal down and hits him with a Twisted Transistor Scorpio then pins Criminal as the fans starts counting with the ref.

1........
2........
Kick Out

Wood: Phillips almost had that match won there.

March: Good thing he didn't or we would have had a big tragedy here in China

Wood: I'll think I'll stop listening to you now.

Both Criminal and Scorpio gets up on their feet and move to engage in a lock-up, however Scorpio know he wouldn't win so instead he jumped and looked for a dropkick but Criminal dodged and begun beating down Scorpio to the boos of the fans. He then picked Scorpio up and hit a Swinging neck-breaker before taunting the fans. At the same time Devia got back to his feet and causing the fans to make a tremendous cheer much to the Criminal's confusion. He eventually turned around and noticed Darren who made a quick kick to Criminal's guts, moved behind him and hit a Destiny-falls. Devia then did another crucifix pose before placing the Criminal in a sharpshooter

Wood: Devia is back in this action and he's taking back control.

TBC

The Criminal is screaming in pain as he looks for a way out of the hold as Davia cranks up the pressure. Criminal is inches from the rope when Scorpio Nails a dropkick across the jaw of Davia forcing the hold to be broken. As Scorpio lifts Davia up and they start trading punches Criminal rolls out of the ring to give himself a break. Scorpio bounces of the ropes and flies toward Davia but is caught with a clothesline. Davia lifts Scorpio up and Scorpio throws rights and lefts forcing him back then dropkicks him bouncing him off the ropes and when Davia bounces back Scorpio jumps and drives him down with a Thez Press, cover,

........1........2.......kick out by Davia.

Wood: "Scorpio was a second a away from winning the match!!"

March: "Ya, a second AWAY, he still didnt win it."

Scorpio lifts The Prophet up but Davia trips his legs out from under him and looks get the sharpshooter, but Criminal comes out of nowhere and Blast his jaw with a right punch. The camera zooms in on The Criminal as hes collapsed against the ropes and drops something to the arena floor..........brass knuckles!!!!!

Wood: "WHAT!!? The Criminal just blasted Darren Davia across the jaw with brass knuckles!! ring the bell thats a DQ!"

March: "Please, its legal just as long as the ref doesnt see it."

The Criminal goes for the cover on Davia.

........1........2.......pin broken by Scorpio

Scorpio starts stomping away at The Criminal as Davia rolls of to the side to recover. Scorpio starts raining fist down on The Criminal as he slwoly gets to his feet, Scorpio runs for the Thez Press, but Criminal side steps him and ends up splashing Davia. The Criminal goes over to Scorpio and drags him back by the ankle, takes his left ankle and lays it over the back of his right knee, places his foot against the left ankle,lays down and pulls back on the right ankle while pushing on the left locking in the Lockbreaker. As Scorpio struggles to find his way out of the hold Davia Gets up and walks over to Criminal, Picks him up by the head and locks in a Dragon Sleeper while Criminal keeps the Lockbreaker on Scorpio!!!!

TBC

March: What the hell!!

Wood: Both Criminal and Devia have a submission move locked in its now a matter of who taps out first.

The pain gets too much that Criminal lets go off Scorpio and starts trying to break out of Devia's Dragon Sleeper. After a while Criminal almost passes out and the referee grabs his arm. He lifts it up and let it go, it fall to Criminal's side, The ref. then lifts it up a second time and the same thing happened. The referee does it another time however this time the Criminal stopped it from falling and begun elbowing Devia who wasn't expecting it and let go of the hold freeing Criminal.

Wood: The Criminal has broken free from Devia's hold

March: Thank god, I almost thought he lost it there

Devia quickly recovers and pick a still gasping-for-breath Criminal up for a suplex, however he blocks this and hits his own suplex. Criminal then moves to the corner and then sets himself up as if he's looking for a spear.

Wood: Right a minute, Criminal isn't looking for a M2M of his own.

March: Yes that's right hit that mutant clown freak with his own medicine.

However before Criminal can start running Scorpio gets up and hits him with a Sting In The Tail. Scorpio then climbs the turnbuckle and hits a 450 Splash. He then hooks up one of Criminal's legs for a pin, but Devia quickly breaks it up. Devia then picks Scorpio up and Irish whip him in the opposite corner. Devia ran there himself and squashes Scorpio with a Stinger Splash followed by a Destiny Falls.

Wood: A good combination from "the Prophet"

March: No it wasn't

Wood: .........

Devia walks near Scorpio head, and picks him up, He then places Scorpio's head in-between his legs and does a crucifix pose to the fans.

Wood: Devia is signaling the end

Devia lifts Scorpio up over his shoulder, grabs hold of his arms and stretch them as far as they can go.

Wood: He's about to it.......

March: It can't end now not like this, not with him winning.

Wood: The Crucifix Power-bomb.

Devia then lifts Scorpio slightly over his shoulders but as he was about to hit his finisher The Criminal comes out of no-where and hits him with a Big Boot. The Criminal then roars out towards the crowd before kneeling besides Devia and pounding his head.

Wood: The Criminal just saved Scorpio.

March: And his finally giving that clown his just desserts.

TBC

After a few seconds Criminal gets off Davia shaking his fist, the camera zooms in on Darren to show a small trickle of blood running down his forehead. Criminal begins stomping on Davia and gets a few hard shots in before Scorpio gets him from behind in a roll up.

1........2.......kick out!

Criminal and Scorpio get up at the same time and rush each other resulting in a duoble clothesline taking them both out. Davia gets to his feet and surveys the situation.

Wood: "Looks like an easy win for Darren Davia, he just has to pick who to pin!"

March: "Please, no way the clown can get a win that easily."

Davia covers Scorpio

1........2......kick out!

Davia moves over and covers Criminal

1........2.....kick out!

Darren gets up and gets in the corner preparing to nail a Minutes-2-Midnight on the first man to stand. Much to March's despair The Criminal is first to his feet and is almost cut in half by the M2M, cover.

1........2.......Scorpio breaks the cover.

Scorpio drags Davia off Criminal the jumps off the ropes with a Twisted Transistor. Scorpio bounces back to his feet and jumps to the top turnbuckle.

Wood: 'This could be it folks! if Scorpio hits the Smoke On The Water its over!!"

SCopio leaps and backflips, but is caught in mid-air and spinebustered to the mat by Criminal. The moment Criminal gets to his feet the crowd gives him alot of heat but he could care less, Criminal goes to lock in the Lockbreaker on Scorpio again but Davia gets him from the back in a Destiny-Falls Davia covers

1........2.....

TBC

The Criminal manages to kick out much to the crowds boo.

Wood: This is a great match. It doesn't matter who wins all three of these guys will become huge stars in the eyes of the SWE fans at the end of this match.

March: Except for of course the loser, the guy who gets pin

Wood: No even he will be a star just for being in this match.

Devia picks the Criminal up and starts nailing him with knees to the guts. He then places Criminal under his legs and does a crucifix-pose to the signal a crucifix power-bomb however Scorpio gets up and hits Devia with a missile dropkick breaking the move, Scorpio then climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Before he could jump Devia got up and climbed the second ropes of that same turnbuckle. He then starts hitting Scorpio with a few European uppercuts before placing him in a arm-trap position at the same time the Criminal got up. Devia got both his feet on the top of the turnbuckle then Criminal got onto the second ropes and hit Devia with a back suplex at the same time Devia hit Scorpio with a suplex off the top rope.

Wood: Both Darren Devia and Scorpio are down all Criminal has to do now is to cover one of them.

March: Come on Criminal you can win this

The Criminal gets one hand over Darren Devia

1......

2.......

Kick out.

So he crawls over and covers Scorpio.

1......

2.....

Kick out.

Wood: All three man has kicked out

March: I can't believe it. I don't even think Criminal can believe it.

The Criminal gets onto his feet and picks Devia up, He then sets Devia up for a Prison Riot but Devia quickly powers out of that move and hits Criminal with a few quick European uppercuts. Devia then places The Criminal in a carry-man position and hits the Apocalypse 101.

Wood: I can't believe it Devia has hit the Apocalypse 101, this is over, THIS IS OVER.

March: Nooooo, this freak cannot win, not here, not over him.

However before Devia can capitalize on his finisher Scorpio got up and hit him with a Sting In The Tail. Scorpio then climbs the turnbuckle sights his surroundings and jumps off hitting Criminal with a Smoke On The Water.

March: WHAT!!

Wood: Now Scorpio has hit his trademark move. This could be the finish.

Scorpio throws one arm over the Criminal's chest and the referee starts counting.

1......
2......
3

The crowd gets on their feet as "Paranoid by Black Sabbath" plays over the speakers and Eva Such gets takes the microphone

Eva Such: Here is your winner, "Scorpio" Dean Phillips.

Scorpio takes a moment before he realizes what has happened he then jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle and poses to the crowd.

March: I don't believe this.

Wood: And Scorpio has won the match, I don't think anybody saw that coming not even Darren Devia. Look at him posing to the fans celebrating but really it was the fans here tonight who were the winners seeing this fine match and remember what I said early, all through it is Dean Phillips walking away with the win all three of these men are stars in my eyes.

March: Well the Criminal doesn't seem happy with the outcome, and where the hell is that freak Darren Devia.

Wood: Lets cut to the commercial, but stay tuned 'cause coming up next is the submission match between Bret Ace and Lee Fu.

***END MATCH***