Meet the GM of SWE

The scene opens with Dave Brits, the general manager, sitting in his office on a chair that looks like it cost a fortune. He is looking relaxed, with his legs on his immaculate desk and he is smiling at the camera. He then begins to speak.

Dave Britts: Hello everyone around the world. This is my office, I'm sure you'll get to know it in good time. I have a major announcement to make for everyone - all the fans and the current roster and, of course, the staff. Right now, we only have seven people on the roster but we are expanding at a huge rate and I'm already hoping to sign several more very soon. The people already on the roster are very promising superstars. We have a huge variety, from huge monsters to tiny cruiserweights, from submission specialists to technically superb wrestlers and it is this that makes us stand out from the crowd. So if you're an unemployed wrestler, join SWE now!

He takes a glass of red wine from in front of him and sips it. He continues to speak.

Dave Britts: Now, onto what I wanted to say. Hopefully, in the next few weeks we'll have a decent sized roster and things can begin. We need twelve quality superstars. We've already has a couple of exibition matchs and they were a huge sucsess and thats just a small amount of what SWE has to offer. We have a mixture of amateurs and professionals here so you just won't get bored of watching them in action. You may be thinking 'but wheres all the gold?' Well here they are, and boy are they sweet.

He opens a draw in his desk and pulls out the A Division title.

Dave Britts: This here is the A division title. Although its not the main belt, it sure is a nice feeling to have it around your waist. It cost 19,000 dollars to make so it isn't a piece of junk.

He opens another draw and pulls out two belts.

Dave Britts: These beautys are the tag belts. They are the tag teams dream. Any superstar wearing one of these is a hero, these two really are the best you can get when it comes to tag team championships.

He opens a final draw and pulls out a golden case and on it is written 'SWE World heavyweight Championship'. He opens the case and it gleams although the room is actually quite dim. He smiles at it and seems to be entranced by the belt.

Dave Britts: Now this is the big dog. I can hardly describe it its so beautiful. Its worth well over sixty thousand dollars, and is probably one of the best looking belts ever created. It even has a 24 carot chunk of gold embedded in at the top. Okay so those are the belts, but how are they going to be passed over to the first superstar? Now thats a secret that I will unleash into the world when the time is right. It isn't something you'll want to miss out on though, it will be one of the greatest events in wrestling history. I will tell you one thing - its called 'The race for fame'. Thats all i'm announcing at this point. Its been very nice meeting you all by the way.

He leads the camera over to the door.

Dave Britts: Well see you around.

The camera goes out the room and Dave winks at the camera and closes the door.

END PROMO

great promo, really enjoyed reading it

Good Work Petch-Dog.