Main Event: The Criminal vs. Lucifer w/ Damian {Hardcore Match}

Wood: It's been a great night but its not over yet.

March: Yea, Main Event time.

Wood: Not only that but a Hardcore Match as well!

March: I know it just gets better and better.

Such: Ladies and Gentleman, It is now time for the main event and the following contest will be a Hardcore Match.(Fans Cheer)

Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays on the speakers and the lights start to dim.

Such: Coming to the ring first from the Underworld weighing at 325lbs. and accompanied to the ring by Damian, Lucifer!

Lucifer and Damian come to the ring as the fans boo and Damian grabs a ' Lucifer Sucks" sign and rips it up as the fan boos at him. They stop near the steps and Damian goes into his and gets the key then he unlocks Lucifer and he starts to slam his fist onto the steps. Lucifer goes under the ring to grab a trash can, stop sign, lids, chairs, bats and he throws them into the ring.

Wood: It looks like he found them, I cant believe there making this a Hardcore Match didnt they see last week.

March: They loved seeing people get hurt...I do.


Wood: Of course you do.

Damian tells him to go into the ring and he dose with Damian. Lucifer starts to pace around the ring waiting for Criminal. Damian starts to smack Such in the arm with the cane telling her to get out.


TBC by Criminal

" I'll show you, you'll see!"

The opening words of The Criminal's theme music vibrate around the arena as The Criminal steps out to the stage.

Such: "I ntroducing the opponent, from Carson City Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds, The Criminal!!"

Criminal walks with a big grin on his face down the ramp and stands next the ring staring up at Lucifer surrounded by weapons. Criminal rubs his chin and shakes his head, and walks back up the ramp and through the curtain with a rain of boo's following him.

Wood: " I can't believe my eyes! is The Criminal really walking out on this match?"

after a about a minute the cut Criminal's music.

Wood: " Folks it looks like we might even have a main event here becuase it seems tha-"

"I'll show you, you'll see!"

The Criminal's music starts back up and he comes walking through the curtain and pushing a grocery cart full of assorted weapons. The crowd cheers as Criminal stops the cart next to the securty barrier and climbs into the ring. Lucifer almost charges Criminal but stops himself when Criminal raises both fist to show brass knuckles on each hand. After a quick stare down the ref calls for the bell.

DING DING!

TBC by Big Lu

Lucifer charges at Criminal again but he punches Lucifer with his brass knuckles with a left and right. He finally gets in the ring takes off his brass knuckles and grabs the steel chair then when Lucifer gets back up he swings the chair at Lucifer's face, He waits for him to get up and when he gets up he dose a few chops on him then starts to punch him again. Criminal goes out of the ring to the grocery cart and grabs a flower pot he goes back into the ring ready to hit him but Lucifer grabs a 2x4 and swings it to his stomach, he grabs the pot and hits Criminal in the face with it,Criminal screams as he covers his face in pain.

Wood: OMG that must have hurt.

March: Please? its just a flower pot.

Damian starts to smile at Lucifer he also says "Good Job" and he gets into the ring as the ref tells him to get out but Lucifer grabs him by the arm then pushes him to the ground. Damian raises his cane and hits Criminal with it in the arm,then the chest.

Wood: Get him out of there damn it.

March: Shut Up! Maybe he should get a manager.

Damian goes back outside and tells him to do more damage! Lucifer picks him up irish whips him and big boots him to the outside. Lucifer goes outside but first he grabs the 2x4 with him he then waits for him to get up and Lucifer hits him in the back with it then pushes him into the steps. Lucifer goes to the cart dumpes out everything in the cart and pushes the cart to make a collision with him,the cart,and the steps but he moves as you hear a gun shot when the cart runs into the steps then the camera changes to Criminal and he clotheslines him then spinebusters Lucifer to the ground.

TBC by Criminal

With Criminal taking control he instead switches his attention to Damian, walking right up to him and talking trash. Damian doesnt back down however and gets in The Criminal's face and they get into a shouting contest. Eventually Damian swings the cane but Criminal expects it and catches it, then rips it out off his hands. Criminal turns to find Lucifer standing befind him with evil in his eyes, but Criminal seemed to expect this to and swings the cane without hesitation cracking it across Lucifer's masked face. Lu falls back into the steps where Criminal swings the cane a few times into his ribs and legs, making a sickening thud with each shot. Criminal walks around the ring to the pile of weapons from his cart holding the cane over his head getting a good reaction from the crowd expectially strange seeing as the crowd hates him and Lucifer. Criminal decides to dispose of Damian's cane by whipping it up the ramp, watching it bounce a few times before coming to rest half way through the curtain. Criminal shifts through the pile till he comes out with a handful of some unknown substance, winking to the camera before walking around to Lu who had just gotten to his feet, when Lucifer turns around Criminal throws a handful of salt at Lu who ducks and instead nails Damian in the eyes!!!

Wood: " Things are not going well for Damian, Criminal has focused as much attention on him as Lucifer."

March: " After that cane shot Criminal wanted to make sure it didn't happen again, so he blinded the guy and threw his cane away like javelin? Thats just wrong.............and funny."

Criminal throws a few punches to try and keep Lu down, but the big man headbutts him and he goes down. Lucifer pulls him up to his feet and hoist Criminal up to his shoulders, then powerbombs him onto the steps. After a "HOLY SH--!!!" chant from the crowd Lucifer grabs the shopping cart and goes to ram Criminal, and this time connects sparking a second "HOLY SH--!!!" chant from the crowd.

TBC by big bad Lucifer

As Criminal screams in pain Lucifer picks him up then bear hugs him and then runs him into the pole then lands face first. Lucifer sees his father on the ground and starts to pull his hair, kick the guard rail, and even grab a chair and hit the pole DING DING he picks up Criminal rams him to the rail. He goes under the ring and starts to smile like a psycho as he pulls out the barbwire baseball bat!

Wood: Oh God! no please Lucifer.

March: Come on this is going to far man.

Damian starts to wake up and goes to Lucifer, they make sure nobody is looking.....FIRE! on the barbwire baseball bat. Damian starts to smile and points to The Criminal and Lucifer goes to him. Lucifer then thinks for a minute and gives Damian the bat Lucifer goes under the ring to pull out a table! Lucifer sets up the table on the outside and puts Criminal on the edge of the ring and Lucifer goes inside the ring and tells his father something Damian pours gasoline on the table then grabs a match and the table is on fire!! Lucifer smiles also and starts to run full speed to Criminal but Criminal moves and Lucifer goes threw the middle rope and lands onto the table!!!


Wood: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

March: OH MY GOD!!! HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!


Fans chant HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT and officals come out with fire extinguiser as Lucifer is caught on fire!! They let him out and Damian starts to cry as he is on his knees, Criminal goes to the outside and looks at Damian and he turns his head then sees Criminal. Damain grabs the bat and trys to swing but he ducks and grabs it then hits Damian with it and he is now on fire!! Officials go to him and let him out!!

Wood: OMG the hole family is now on fire.

March: What else?

TBC by Criminal

Criminal holds the flaming bat over his head getting another round of cheers from the crowd, everyone in the arena was amazed at the level of brutality this match had already risen to and they loved it. The Criminal walks over to the camera and gets as close to the lens as he can with it still showing his face and yells at the camera " Did I not say I'd show them!? Did I not say I'd show them!?". He turns around with a big smile loving the violence himself and slams the bat into the back of Lu setting him on fire again!! The officials turn the extinguishers on him again then to prevent this from happening again put out the baseball bat. Criminal has a huge smile on his face and swings the bat into Lucifer again, even with out fire it was still effective. Criminal pulls big Lu to his knees and stands behind him, and begins grinding the barbwire across his head.

Wood: " Dear god, with the fire and the barbwire, this definitly proves The Criminal has just as big a mean streak as Lucifer."

March: " I honestly don't know who to root for, theres just so much violence!"

Criminal takes the bloodied bat off Lu's skull, and returns to the pile of toys he brought in. After shifting through it a little he couldn't find anything he liked at the moment and went back over to Lucifer. Criminal drags Lu up to his feet and over the shopping cart and lifts him up and dumps his body into the cart. Criminal makes a few rounds around the ring with Lu in the cart before speeding up and ramming him into the security barrier, hitting it so hard the cart pops up and throws Lucifer over the barrier! Walks around the barrier cheering along with the fans until finally climbing over the barrier after Lu. Criminal pulls Lucifer up to his feet and slamming his head against the barrier. He walks walks backwards, fans patting his back loving the violence his creating, then runs full speed at Lucifer but he flips Criminal over the barrier landing hard on his back with a sickening thud. Lucifer Climbs over the barrier and lifts Criminal up on his shoulder and throws him gut first into the barrier. Criminal lets out a groan of pain before sliding back over the other side.

Wood: " This match keeps going in and out of the crowd, I doubt they'll ever make back into the ring."

Lucifer tries to climb over the barrier but Criminal throws a punch keeping him on the other side. The Criminal climbs up onto the barrier looking to fly but luciferthrows a punch of his own, teetering him but not knocking him off, and climbs up onto it himself!!

Wood: " Why, why o' why would a gaint like Lucifer climb up to a standing position on top of the security barrier??? There is no way either men can make something good happen from this position."

March: " Actually they can, good for us, bad for them."

Criminal & Lucifer start throwing punches and forearms trying if even possible to get the upper hand. In a move of pure desperation, Criminal actually leaps into the air and to try and knock Lu off the barrier, but Lucifer catches him! To make this even worse, Lucifer loses his balance at this moment and falls backwards, getting hit with the Con Air and landing on the overturned shopping cart collapsing the side of it at the same time.

Crowd: "THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

TBC by the two-time burn victim

Criminal gets up and starts to pace around to think what he's gonna do. He starts to punch Lucifer again to make sure he is down and out, so he picks him up then throws him over the security barrier again. Then he jumps over but when he dose Lucifer grabs his legs and Criminal trys to fight back with punches and kicks but Lucifer grab something from his chain that was in his pocket he then hits Criminal in the leg with it so knocking down The Criminal! Lucifer gets up putting the chain back into his pocket and starts to hold his ribs grabs Criminal by the hair and throws him into a not finished wall and going threw it. Lucifer goes to the wall and doesnt see The Criminal because it is so black but out of nowhere Criminal pops out sprays Lucifer's eyes with spray paint blinding the monster! Lucifer starts to walk but cant see so Criminal does a swinging neckbreaker on the ground!

March: I cant believe it Lucifer is getting so much pain.

Wood: Just because ur big doesnt mean anybody cant take you down and if you dont believe it then look at this match.

Criminal starts to cheer with the crowd but Damian comes and hits him with the chair to the back but Criminal barley felt it so he turns grabs the chair and about to hit him but Lucifer comes back into the picture and grabs Criminals neck then Chokeslams him. Damian tells him to take him back in the ring so he does but Damain stays out of the ring so nothing happens to him.

TBC by The guy that got Chokeslam

Big Lu pulls Criminal up by the hair and gets a punch in the gut that did a lot more damage than it usually would have, the camera runs around to the ring to see why........what else? Brass knuckles. Criminal groans as he pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and Lucifer rises back to his feet, both men look each other in the eye then charge screaming resulting in a double clothesline.

Wood: " Both men are down, who ever gets to their feet first will definitly have the upper hand."

March: " This has become a very fast paced match, both men probably can't stand!"

March is wrong as Lucifer gets to a standing position while Criminal gets to one knee. Lucifer grabs a trash can laying off to the side and jams it between the second and third turnbuckles. Lu walks over to the Criminal and slams a forearm into his head to make sure he doesn't fight back. Lucifer backs The Criminal into the opposite corner than the trash can, he then grabs his wrist and irish whips him at the trash can, but Criminal holds on to Lu's wrist and switches the whip around on him! Lucifer had the move scouted though and hits the brakes a second away from hitting the corner, he turns to see Criminal running a him and dodges out of the way causing Criminal to hit the can head first! The force of the blow actually knocked a weapon hidden in The Criminal's tights to pop out just enough to become visible..............handcuffs.

Wood: " I don't what The Criminal planned to do with those, but he better tuck those back into his tights before Lucifer or Damian sees them or else they might be used against him."

As Wood predicted when Lucifer started to drag Criminal to his feet and sees the cuffs. Big Lu drops Criminal and reaches down and pulls the handcuffs out of his tights and holds them up for the crowd to see. Lu drags Criminal over to the ropes and and cuffs Criminal to the bottom rope.

Wood: " Oh no! The Criminal has been handcuffed to the rope with his own pair of cuffs!"

March: " He's screwed, no way out of it now."

A second later a familiar theme hits the arena..........................................

TBC

The wailing Coyote of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" blares over the speaker system, and the song continues.

March: WHAT???
Wood: What in the name of hell is this?

Out from behind the curtain rides Sancho Días on his donkey. He is wearing his Canadian Poncho and a big sombrero, carrying a green bottle wrapped in rope in one hand. He stands defiantly at the top of the ramp as Lucifer continues to lay into the criminal.

Wood: IT'S SANCHO DÍAS, SANCHO DÍAS!!!!
March: WHAT BUSINESS DOES THIS SLIMEY MEXICAN HAVE OUT HERE!!!
Wood: I don't know, but boy... business is about to pick up here.

Sancho rides slowly down to the ring, taking swigs from his bottle and toasting the crowd. He dismounts at the corner of the ring and reaches into the saddle bag, pulling out a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

March: Oh boy... this is gonna be good.
Wood: That's a dangerous weapon, and this match has been to violent and too brutal already. I'm afraid that he may seriously injure a superstar with that thing.
March: That's his intention Wood, and this will be great!

Sancho slings his sombrero around his neck so that it doesn't fall off him and advances towards Damian. Damian is shocked and backs away slowly. Sancho points his bat at Damian and seems to be talking threateningly to him. Damian seems terrified, but suddenly smiles at Sancho. Lucifer reaches over the top rope and grabs Sancho by the hair. Sancho stumbles back, but regains his composure, and swings his bat over his head, connecting with Lucifer's skull. Sancho climbs into the ring after Lucifer, bat in one hand, bottle in the other. Lucifer turns to face Sancho, but has the bottle smashed over his head. Lucifer falls slowly backwards as Sancho tosses the bottle out of the ring. Damian sneaks up behind Sancho, but he turns around and Damian trips over as he swiftly retreats from the ring.

He turns back round to face Lucifer.

March: I don't object to violence Wood... but what business does he have out here?
Wood: Revenge March. He hasn't forgotten his beating last week.

Lucifer slowly climbs to his feet, using the ropes for leverage. Sancho whips him to the opposite side and swings with his bat as Lucifer runs back, knocking him down. He starts to hammer into Lucifer's abdomen with the bat, as his victim lies on the ground writhing in pain. He stops and walks over to the ropes where Damian is standing, and points down at him with the bat, drawing his free hand across his throat. He returns to Lucifer and lifts him to his feet, delivering a thunderous blow to his midsection with the bat, causing Lucifer to bend down with pain. Sancho tosses the bat out of the ring and grabs Lucifer's right arm and pulls it over his shoulder, lifting Lucifer up in a Samoan Lift. He then converts this into a gorilla press.

Wood: What power, what strength by Sancho.
March: Big deal, Lucifer could do it much easier.

Sancho turns the press into a hard Tequila Sunrise, sending Lucifer down onto the mat. Sancho grins evilly, and then runs against the ropes, using the momentum to deliver a running Flying Mexican Splash. But he hasn't finished yet. He turns Lucifer over, grabbing his head through his arm and tightening his grip, locking in the Tequila Stretch.

Wood: Sancho locking in his signature submission Manouvre, but Lucifer is out here.

Lucifer lies immobile as Sancho applies pressure. Meanwhile, Damian has strayed to close to the Criminal, and the Criminal is wrestling, one handed, with Damian. He pushes Damian away, and even as Dias is threatening to dislocate the neck and shoulder of Lucifer, Criminal gets the key from his pocket, and undoes the cuffs. He stands up, but Damian runs up and hits him over the back of the head with the bat that Sancho dropped.

Sancho continues to apply pressure as this is happening. He then suddenly releases the hold and rolls out of the ring, and just in time. Hex Banshee dives into the ring through the ropes holding a chain and just misses Sancho as he swings it over the ropes. He hangs over the ropes as Sancho retreats, fuming and spitting with fury.

Hex Banshee turns to see Criminal getting up, and walks over to him, locking in the Skeleton Crunch. The criminal writhes around in pain before being tossed to the floor. He struggles onto his feet, but turns around and is met by the hand of Hex Banshee wrapping around his throat. Hex stares into the criminal's eyes for five long seconds before lifting him up and delivering the Banshee Driver. He then grabs his brother, and drags Lucifer's arm over the criminal. He yells at the referee to count the pin. 1...2...3! The bell rings. But Banshee isn't done yet. He grabs Lucifer, lifts him to his feet, and slaps him awake. Lucifer at once regains his composure, and the two lift up the Criminal. They whip him into the ropes and link shoulders, delivering a two man big boot to criminal's face. Lucifer then runs to the ropes and delivers a leg drop to the criminal, followed by Hex Banshee doing the exact same thing. They lift the Criminal up and grab him by the throat, delivering a huge double chokeslam. They again lift him up, Banshee grabbing him in the Skeleton Crunch. Lucifer lays into the Criminal's gut with a steel chair, before Banshee delivers a hard full nelson slam.

They walk over to the ropes in unison and stare down at Sancho Días, who is now half way up the ramp and looking back nervously. He stares back, raising his bat in the air. Behind them, the Criminal rolls out of the ring, but is still standing. He leans on the guard rail and the fans there pat him on the back, cheering his valiant effort and hard-fought match.

Wood: And what a way to end Saturday night Chaos, this rivalry between Sancho Días and the Underworld is really starting to intensify.
March: It's only a matter of time before they settle their differences, and after the beatdowns administered by both sides tonight, it's really hard to tell who would win in a match. But I can say this, my money's behind a 2-on-1 advantage any day.
Wood: And with that Ladies and Gentlemen, that's all we've got time for tonight. Join us next week, on Chaos!

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